Hollywood Ride (The Erotic Tales of Stephanie Archer's Super Slutty Hollywood Humping Adventures)

Hollywood Ride (The Erotic Tales of Stephanie Archer's Super Slutty Hollywood Humping Adventures) Review

An actress in Hollywood needs wheels... but all Stephanie really cares about is a roomy back seat. Luckily, she finds a car salesman eager to make her hottest fantasies come true, and she ends up test driving a lot more than just his cars.

Also includes excerpts from Cumming to Hollywood and Annabel's Introduction.

That Bear Ate My Pants! Adventures of a real Idiot Abroad

That Bear Ate My Pants! Adventures of a real Idiot Abroad Review

There comes a time in every man’s life when he says to himself, “Holy Sh*t! I’m about to be eaten by a bear!”

Tony James Slater went to Ecuador, determined to become a man.
It never occurred to him that ‘or die trying’ might be an option...

The trouble with volunteering in a South American animal refuge is that everything wants a piece of you. And the trouble with being Tony, is that most of them got one.

Just how do you ‘look after’ something that’s trying it’s damnedest to kill you and eat you?
And how do you find love when you a) don’t speak the language, and b) are constantly covered in excrement and entrails?

If only he’d had some relevant experience. Other than owning a pet rabbit when he was nine. And if only he’d bought some travel insurance...

That Bear Ate My Pants is the hilarious tale of one man’s quest to better himself. Whether losing a machete fight with a tree, picking dead tarantulas out of a tank of live ones or sewing the head back on to a partially decapitated crocodile, Tony’s misadventures are ridiculous, unbelievable and always entertaining.

Long before Sky One got involved, there were already plenty of Idiots Abroad. This is the story of one of them...

The Adventures of Princess Lau

The Adventures of Princess Lau Review

The Adventures of Princess Lau.
Niceness rules!
An animated film for your mind.

Soon to be a movie...

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5.0 out of 5 stars A REALLY Great Book !, January 10, 2012
By Sandy Bose (Chicago, Illinois USA)

The Adventures of Princess Lau is a funny, engaging, well-written story. It follows the quest of Princess Lau and a small band of endearing friends. There's a magical quality to the book and it is drop dead funny. The characters and dialogue are all extremely well-done. I highly recommend this book!

"This was a most excellent adventure." Bill and Ted.

Happy in her life as the only Chinese princess living on the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia, Princess Lau is swept into a parallel world of miniature dragons, a young and yummy god called Bread, a Great White Shark named Norman which does not play golf, an evil Dark Lord and, well, cows.

A prophecy has prophesied her arrival and after meeting and sparring with Chick (yes, Chick) Norris, the greatest human who has ever lived, (Chick 1, Princess 0) she is accepted to undertake a difficult and strange quest to save the lost cows.

Strange or not, the fate of Holoworld rests in her slender hands.

With all her niceness and happy confidence, the Princess and her companions begin their adventure to save Holoworld from, well, stuff.

In spite of ridiculous odds, ridiculous foes and the largest Army of Darkness ever assembled, our brave, little group forges forward and sort of round in circles a bit. Avoiding the Wizard who lives at 664 Yellow Brick Road, the number of the neighbour of the Beast, they traverse the Forest of Doom and the Mountains of Bigness until they come to the dark, well ordered lands of the Dark Lord. It is here that the fate of the lost cows will be won or lost.

Will Princess Lau be able to save Holoworld from destruction?

Or will evil triumph and nobody ever eat breakfast again?

Whatever.

Scroll up and purchase to start laughing with Princess Lau right now!

The Little Red Fox (The Adventures of the Little Red Fox)

The Little Red Fox (The Adventures of the Little Red Fox) Review

When I was a child, my Grandma Faith told me stories about a clever little red fox. I loved hearing them, snuggling under the covers all warm and cozy. I have tried to remember and put down on paper some of those tales. However, I must admit that over the years I’ve forgotten many of the details and I’ve had to use my own imagination to fill in the gaps.

I’ve told my own children “Little Red Fox” stories and they also love them. Although they are not identical to my grandmother’s version, the characters, the themes, and the settings are as close as I can manage. These stories are an attempt to capture the spirit of her “Little Red Fox” stories. I hope that you enjoy them.

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer Review

This is a beautifully-designed new edition of Mark Twain's classic THE ADVENTURES OF TOM SAWYER

THE PIT OF CORMAIR: A Shin and Skulk High Fantasy Sword and Sorcery Adventure

THE PIT OF CORMAIR: A Shin and Skulk High Fantasy Sword and Sorcery Adventure Review

Skulk the Skull-faced has wearied of adventuring and sunk into a despair of drink and the drowpsy drug. To save their friend's soul, Shin the Mindmage and Karranna the dwarf drag Skulk along on a quest covering half the Whorld. Along the way to an endless battle at the distant rim of the planet, they fight pirates, ghosts, shamen, bears, unfathomable wizardry and ... themselves. This is the first of several previously published adventures being brought back into "print" for your e-reader. Join the intrepid duo as they travel the perilous far reaches of sword & sorcery!

NOTE: The Pit of Cormair also appears in the collection David Bain's All-Nite!!! Grindhouse Quintuple Feature!!!

The Best of Outside: The First 20 Years

The Best of Outside: The First 20 Years Review

The man-eating proclivities of Komodo dragons.  The complicated art of being a cowgirl. A picaresque ramble with a merry band of tree-cleaners.  The big-wave crusaders of the world's best surfers.  For the past twenty years, Outside magazine has set the standard for original and engaging reports on travel, adventure, sports, and the environment.

Along the way, many of America's  best journalists and storytellers--including such writers as Jon Krakauer, Tim Cahill, E. Annie Proulx, Edward Abbey, Thomas McGuane, David Quammen, and Jane Smiley--have made the magazine a venue for some of their most compelling work.  The Best of Outside represents the finest the award-winning magazine has to offer: thirty stories that range from high action to high comedy.  Whether it's Jonathan Raban sailing the open sea, Susan Orlean celebrating Spain's first female bullfighter, or Jim Harrison taking the wheel on a cross-country road trip, each piece can be characterized in a word: unforgettable.  Commemorating Outside magazine's twentieth anniversary, The Best of Outside is one of the most entertaining and provocative anthologies of the decade.

A Sexual Encounter In The Gym: Sex In The Gym With A Hot Babe (The Sexual Adventures and Chronicles of Mark Taylor)

A Sexual Encounter In The Gym: Sex In The Gym With A Hot Babe (The Sexual Adventures and Chronicles of Mark Taylor) Review

This is short story is volume 3 in the sexual adventures and chronicles of Mark Taylor.

In this story Mark Taylor manages to have sex with a stunning blonde-haired sex bomb in the gym!

He met this spectacular blonde with an astounding body that would make any man melt in the gym.

Mark never thought that one day he would be having mind-blowing sex with this hot babe and not anywhere but in the very gym he met her!

Read this erotic story that takes Mark sexual adventures to a whole new level.

He gets to have naughty sex with her in the gym, the sauna, the shower and the Jacuzzi.

This is a story about pure lust and pleasure and what it can do the mind!

Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars

Full Service: My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars Review

Newly discharged from the Marines after World War II, Scotty Bowers arrived in Hollywood in 1946. Young, charismatic, and strikingly handsome, he quickly caught the eye of many of the town’s stars and starlets. He began sleeping with some himself, and connecting others with his coterie of young, attractive, and sexually free-spirited friends. His own lovers included Edith Piaf, Spencer Tracy, Vivien Leigh, Cary Grant, and the abdicated King of England Edward VIII, and he arranged tricks or otherwise crossed paths with Tennessee Williams, Charles Laughton, Vincent Price, Katharine Hepburn, Rita Hayworth, Errol Flynn, Gloria Swanson, Noël Coward, Mae West, James Dean, Rock Hudson and J. Edgar Hoover, to name but a few.

Full Service is not only a fascinating chronicle of Hollywood’s sexual underground, but also exposes the hypocrisy of the major studios, who used actors to propagate a myth of a conformist, sexually innocent America knowing full well that their stars’ personal lives differed dramatically from this family-friendly mold. As revelation-filled as Hollywood Babylon, Full Service provides a lost chapter in the history of the sexual revolution and is a testament to a man who provided sex, support, and affection to countless people.